Such a pain....
Here's the second half of
“Would you look at that…” Junsu giggled joyfully when he spotted a familiar figure which just entered the bookstore and went directly to his usual spot.
“Woah, he’s changed. He looks different.” Yoochun got out of Junsu’s shirt and looked at the said man.
“He looks hot…” Changmin looked up from computer screen as his eyes went straight to the corner of the shop.
“Hands off my nipples, Chunnie-ah. Gotta tell hyung that his mysterious admirer is here.” Junsu buttoned up his shirt before walking to his brother.
“Hyung, your cute stalker is here…and he looks…real hot….” He nudged his brother slightly.
“He’s not my stalker, Su-ah. Besides, I’m not that interesting to be stalked…” Jaejoong pretended not to care but in fact he already saw the man by the entrance from second floor.
“And he doesn’t look that hot…” that was a lie. He completely agreed with his brothers.
“Oh sure. He is not stalking you at all. He’s just been coming here almost everyday to buy book only from you for the past….ermm….3 years???” Junsu turned to Yoochun and Changmin who nodded their heads along.
"No one can read that fast, hyung. He's only here to see you... I mean stalk you.”
“He also talks to no one but….you. You’re the only person he wants to assist him around the store.” Changmin looked at his brother.
“And I didn’t see him last week…” Jaejoong mumbled to himself. Seeing Yunho everyday was like an addicted drug to him. Not seeing him for a whole week really disturbed him.
“Jae hyung, your boyfriend looks a little lost without you.” Junsu turned Jaejoong’s face to where the man was.
“He is not my boyfriend…” Jaejoong was pouting cutely at them.
“Go…He might not survive a day if he doesn’t see your face…” Changmin gave his brother a little push.
“Go to him, Jae. These lifeless books can wait….but he can’t… I know you miss him too…” Yoochun smirked at his pouting friend.
“Nosy…” Jaejoong stuck out his tongue at Yoochun.
“And you two, knock it off…” He threw a light paper ball at his two brothers who were pretending to be his stalker and himself making out. He slapped Changmin and Junsu on their arms playfully before turning around to the person who was nervously rubbing his hands with the jeans pocket. He took one deep breath and started to walk toward the man. Jaejoong tried to hold his giggle as he saw the man was shaking slightly while he looked at everything else but him.
“Hello.” he smiled sweetly to him.
“Oh hi…Long time no see…Ho…How are you?” Yunho put his cold hands in his pants pocket as he tried to memorize everything that his trainers taught him to say.
“Not bad. Thank you.” Jaejoong purposely stood next to him.
“I haven’t seen you for a week…” he couldn’t say that he missed his stalker.
“I…erm… I …I was busy with work…” Yunho was so nervous. He never spoke with Jaejoong more than Hi, How much and Thank you.
“I see.” Jaejoong couldn’t help but noticed there was something different about this man. He changed his hair style and he shaved. Also his fashion sense was somehow much better than before. When he looked up, Yunho’s blushing face brought a smile to his face as well.
“Now tell him that you missed him…” Chloe, the cockroach shouted from Yunho’s collar.
“I…hmm I….” things Yunho was trained to say, he threw them all out of the window since he spotted Jaejoong's cute face.
“Just say you miss him, idiot!!!” Nadia’s screamed as she jabbed her tiny sharp leg on Yunho’s shoulder.
“I missed you…” Yunho’s sudden declaration startled Jaejoong.
“Oh…” Jaejoong didn’t expect to hear it from him. He looked down as to hide his shaded pink cheeks.
“I…I’m sorry…I didn’t m…”
“As the matter of fact….I missed seeing you around too…” Jaejoong said shyly, looking down on the floor.
“Oh…” Yunho felt extremely happy to know that Jaejoong was thinking about him as well. His idiotic smile was plaster on his tiny face.
“Say something to him…” Chloe reminded Yunho again.
“Only Jae is fine…” Jaejoong smiled at him.
“And you are…”
“Yun…Yunho… Jung Yunho…” Yunho handed out his hand for Jaejoong to shake.
“Hi. Nice to meet you, Yunho. After seeing you at the store and by my house for years, we finally talk…” Jaejoong felt like teasing Yunho.
“Now I know that the guy who always stood by the tree in front of my bedroom's window has a name…”
“Y…you knew??” Yunho was breaking a cold sweat when he saw Jaejoong nodding his head.
“How stupid can he be? Of course Jae knows. Everyone knows that he is Jaejoong’s stalker.” Nadia rubbed her forehead gently but yelped in pain as her cockroach hand jabbed her eye.
“Ask him out, Yunho.” Chloe ignored her sister and paid attention to her mission.
“Let’s go to the second floor. There are too many nosy people around.” Jaejoong pulled Yunho’s arm and dragged him to the top floor.
“The top floor is out of service…” Walking pass his friend and brothers, he received unhappy pouts from them. Yunho just bowed to them and followed Jaejoong to the second floor.
"Aish, your mean brother leaves us being totally curious down here. So evil...” Yoochun looked upstairs and sighed unhappily.
"We'll know once he comes down. He can't keep any secret from us. You both know that.” Changmin calmly said. He knew his hyung so well. Jaejoong could never keep secret.
On the second floor
"I think we are safe now.” Jaejoong turned back after closing the certain by the entrance.
"Wow.” Yunho looked amazed at the book store's second floor. It was totally opposite of the first floor. Two giant drawing table were set in the a far corner with full set of color paints. From where Jaejoong and he stood, there was a long table fulled of books and scraping papers both on the table and floor. It was a bit messy but he knew it was there for a reason.
"We... I mean, my two brothers are manga artist. They draw pictures for yaoi mangas. My friend and I are translator. Bookstore is just our hobby.” Jaejoong led Yunho to his working desk. Lots of Japanese and English books lied around his working desk.
"You can speak Japanese?” Yunho was surprised.
"I studied in Japan for my master so I can speak well. I translate Japanese book while Chun translates English.” Jaejoong said softly.
"Anyway, what would you like to tell me earlier?” he couldn't help getting to the point.
"Oh...” Yunho became nervous again. His sweaty hands were rubbing against his jeans uncontrollably.
“Yeah, get to the point, Yunyun. Don't waste any more time. Actually don't waste our training time. Don't be such a coward. Don't...” Two tiny voices under his shirt collar really hurt his eardrum.
"I know! Stop yapping!” he unconsciously shouted.
"I'm sorry?” Jaejoong was shocked to hear Yunho's scream.
"NO no... It's not you.” Yunho was panic.
"Then who are you talking to?” Jaejoong looked at Yunho's strange behavior.
"I'm talking to....” how could he mention that he was discussing his love issue with crazy talking cockroaches. Jaejoong would think of him as a crazy man as well.
"Erm, to myself. I'm debating with myself of what to do next. Haha...” Yunho wanted to hit his head with something at the moment when he looked at Jaejoong's dumbfounded expression. His excuse didn't make him look any better.
"I...” Yunho was reluctant. He was so scared of being rejected.
"Urgg! He's so damn slow!” Nadia screamed under Yunho's collar shirt before stamping her sharped rose-thorn-like foot into Yunho's skin.
"I wanna ask you out on a date but I'm afraid that you will say no!” the pain from little jab made Yunho burst out his thought.
"Oh...” Yunho's sudden confession startled Jaejoong. He did not expect his long term stalker to make a fast move. Seeing his stalker's sour face, he tried to hold his laugh.
"Well... why don't you try? You might get different answer.”
"Can I?” Yunho's face was lit up brightly with hope.
"Really?” he smiled widely when Jaejoong nodded.
"Would you like... to go... on a date... with me tonight?” Yunho carefully asked while staring at Jaejoong's charming face.
"No, can't do... It's impossible...” Jaejoong tried to hold his laugh as he saw Yunho's sad face.
"I can't go out tonight because I'll have some discussion with the book publisher.”
"Oh.” Yunho's mood was back to the happy mode again.
"How about... tomorrow night?” Jaejoong's answer gave Yunho invisible wings.
“Really????” Yunho wanted to fly right now.
"If you don't mind.” Jaejoong liked to see Yunho's happy face. When he smiled, the air around him felt warm.
"I would be more than happy to have you.” Yunho couldn't stop smiling.
"I mean to go out with you....tomorrow night...” he chuckled nervously.
"Yeah...” the two cockroach sisters crapped each other hand happily as their mission was getting somewhere.
"Before our first date, shall we get to know each other?” Jaejoong couldn't believe that he was so straight forward.
'Nothing's wrong if I want to make a move too, right?' he smiled to his own thought.
"That would be a great great idea.” Yunho couldn't ask for more. He wanted to know everything about Jaejoong.
"Let me find you a place to sit.” Jaejoong tried to clear some books from a couch.
“Ah!” he accidentally tripped on Yoochun's pile of books and nearly fell but Yunho caught him just in time.
"Are you alright?” Yunho's heart jumped crazily as his face was only few inches away from Jaejoong. He unconsciously pulled him closer while his eyes were locked on Jaejoong's.
"I'm ok.” Jaejoong couldn't take his eyes off of Yunho's either. His heart skipped a few beat when he felt Yunho's hot breath above him.
'Oh my gosh, is he gonna kiss me?' he mentally talked to himself.
"Jae... I...” Yunho leaned in closer and closer. His lips nearly touched Jaejoong's but.
"AH!!!!” Jaejoong pushed Yunho away harshly.
"Cockroach, cockroach is in your collar! Get it out! Get it out!!” he jumped away from Yunho as he saw a tiny head on Yunho's collar.
"I hate it! Get it out!” he cried.
"Jae- Jae-” before Yunho could finish what he wanted to say, a flying duster came his way.
"Wait!” he was panic when he saw Jaejoong holding a thick book in his hand. He knew what Jaejoong wanted to do.
'Oh shit. What am I gonna do if Jae kill my guardian angel?' he would feel bad if anything happen to them. He tried to think of what to do while moving away from weeping and uncontrolled Jaejoong.
"Shake your collar, Yunho. I'm gonna kill it.” Jaejoong stepped back slightly as to get ready to attack the dangerous animal.
"Jae, you don't have to. I can-”
"I will go out with you after I kill it and I will let you kiss me.” Jaejoong said while holding the book higher.
“Sorry girls.” Once in a lifetime offer, Yunho opened his collar and took the two cockroaches out.
"Yah!” tiny disapproved screams didn't bother Yunho at all.
"Ah! Two of them. There are two of them!” Jaejoong cried before throwing the thick book at them.
"They escaped! Yunho, they're crawling away!” he jumped on the couch and looked for another thick book.
"Come out. Come out.” Yunho had to help Jaejoong if he wanted a reward. He searched the room for his cockroach angels.
"They're right there, Yunho!” Jaejoong jumped up and down while pointing his finger to the cockroaches.
"Don't run away girls. It's your job to make my wish come true.” Yunho slapped them down before they could fly away.
A sound of something being smashed. Yunho looked at Jaejoong amazingly before diverting his eyes to the creatures under the classic thick book.
"Did they die?” Jaejoong wiped his tears and asked Yunho to check.
"I... I think so...”
"Go check, Yunho. I heard that the cockroach is tough. It won't die easily.” Jaejoong looked around and found what he wanted.
"Here, take it... in case they're still alive...” he handed Yunho another thick book.
"Jae, but I think-”
"Do it or forget about dating me!” Jaejoong's wish was Yunho's command.
Yunho picked up the book from Jaejoong and walked to his guardian angels. He slowly lifted up the books. There they were, lying down on their backs. One pretended to be dead while the other one was twisting and jerking.
"I know you two will be ok soon. I'm sorry for this but... Thank you. You've done your job well.” Yunho spoke softly as he did not want Jaejoong to hear.
"This is how you repay us, you asshole? We shouldn't let you have Jae. You heartless brute.” Chloe opened her eyes and looked up.
"You suck and stupid. Fuck you, Jung Yunho!” Nadia said aggressively but Yunho did not care.
"Oops.” Yunho accidentally let the book slipped out of his hand.
"Sorry. I didn't mean to.” he gave out a devious smile.
"They're all dead.... real dead...” he turned to Jaejoong who smiled in relief.
"Thank you Yunho. You are my hero.” Jaejoong held out his hands for Yunho to hold. He was happy because he hated cockroach more than anything. Whenever he saw it, he had to kill it.
"Glad that I could help.” Yunho took Jaejoong's hands and kissed them gently.
"As a reward... Let's go on a date...” Jaejoong said cheerfully.
"How about a kiss?” Yunho remembered what Jaejoong promised him.
"A kiss will come after a date.” Jaejoong smiled sweetly.
"Sweet.” Yunho smiled from ear to ear. His wish finally came true.
"Shall we go now?” he didn't want to waste anymore time. In case the talking cockroaches decided to come back and ruined his moment.
"Let's go.” Jaejoong smiled shyly before walking along side with Yunho. Seeing his youngest brother occupied himself with drawing, he cleared his throat.
"Min, hyung will go out for a bit.”
"Where are you pla-... oh...” Changmin spotted his older brother coming down from the top floor, walking hand in hand with his long term stalker. He turned away and smiled mischievously.
"Su, look...” he nudged his other brother.
"OOHH...” Junsu and Yoochun left their own little world to witness Jaejoong's first sweet scene.
"Joongie-ah....” Yoochun giggled happily to see his friend's blushing face.
"I will be out...with Yunho.” Jaejoong could sense that his family and best friend wanted to know the famous stalker's name.
"Oh so the mystery stalker actually has a name and it's a nice name too.” Yoochun couldn't help teasing the new found couple. The trio laughed joyfully when seeing Yunho's nervous look.
"We'll take care of the store. Take your sweet time JJ. Don't worry.” he smiled at both of them.
"One more thing, please get rid of two dead cockroaches upstairs. I don't want to see them when I come back.” Jaejoong didn't forget about it.
"You killed them?” Changmin looked at his brother.
"Where are they?”
"Under Chun's favorite book.”
"Yah! How could you use my novel to do such a thing?” Yoochun knew which book Jaejoong was talking about. One of his favorite translated pieces.
"It was a good size for them.” Jaejoong smiled sweetly to him.
"I'm going now. Don't forget to get rid of it.” he waved his hand to his family before leading Yunho out of the store.
Without knowing it, the supposed to be dead cockroaches were back to life and flew away to meet their master who was supposed to be their sister as well. They were now back to their human form.
"Unnie, I nearly died because of your plan.” Chloe said while rubbing her sore body.
"Why complain, unnie. You got only the edge of the book but I got it hard when that ungrateful idiotic Yunho dumped the book the second time.” Nadia rolled her eyes on her sister.
"But you two survived and you had done a beautiful work.” the boss, big sister said cheerfully.
"Whatever... Next time let the Yunjae's young blood lovers do the work. I'm too old for this.” Chloe sulked.
"There shouldn't be the next time.”
"Oh don't count on it, unnie. Yunho's pretty dumb when dealing with Jaejoong. Look how long it took him to have today... There will surely be the next time and we're not gonna be the one who help him.” Nadia was still upset.
"Fine, I'll recruit more staff. Yunjae will surely be a handful job for us.” the boss laughed to herself. Her two favorite boys were finally together as a couple. Still she needed to find more staff to keep eyes on Yunho and Jaejoong, in case some unfortunate event happened again...
Hi again. How are you?
Finally, I'm done with my crazy little oneshot. I've been going through my Yunjae's fan art collection. Then the picture of Jaejoong shooting cockroach came up to me. So I thought it would be fun to write about it. And of course I have to find someone to abuse and I successfully abused my beloved sisters..LOL...
Let you know what you guys think. Or anyone wants to be abused Yunho and me, let me know. I'll be more than happy to give you that pleasure.
Hope you like it. The lifetime trouble and Maid of honor are on the way. I recovered the missing file and I'm working on it... Woohoo.